darling explonation

so funny i found this one facebook
if you laugh leave a comment or hype and tell me your favrioute and also follow me if you do i will reply and follow you. if you dont laugh then... you have no sense of humour wat so ever!
56 things youu should do in a lift 1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and
then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors
close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an
apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them
if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the
passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.WHEN THE DOORS SHUT ANNOUNCE TO OTHERS "DONT WORRY THEY WILL OPEN AGAIN" (MY FAVRIOUTE) 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you,
just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air
in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!"and
back away slowly.(another favrioute) 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28.Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it
wasn't you. 29.Hold an auction. 30..Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and
look greatly relieved. 31.Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if
victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. (cracked me up) 32.Throw a rave.(tehe) 33.Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When
people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung
shwei." 34.Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 35.Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 36.When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" 37.Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" 38.Have a heated debate with yourself. 39.Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 40.Drum on every available surface. 41.Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as
they enter. 42.Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 43.Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for
all of them. 44.Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 45.Propose to the other passengers. 46.Challenge people to duels. 47.Sell girl scout cookies. 48.Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. 49.Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger...
"I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
(AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA) 50.Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 51.Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light. 52.Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" 53.Say - "I touch myself" and then say "Urgh, What is wrong with you, that is disgusting"
to someone in there 54.Stand inside the lift looking all official, and when someone enters , say "good morning
Immigration" , "can i see your passport pleas2.
(ahahaha) 55.Push buttons manically and shout what’s the codes to open the doors.
(pahahaa)

56.Stare at the person next to you until they notice then as soon as they look at you
look away and mutter into your coat, suspect has got visual

mahaahahahahahahahahahahaha told youu you would laugh !  

okay here is the funniest thing thats ever happened to me ! PLEASE READ

okay so my friend lucy was sitting behind me and this boy in eglish a usual lesson teacher not shutting up, no one listening, writing down the date in are books and then camron ( the boys next to me) went to get another pen out his bag wen he lent down to far and nearly fell head first all lucy saw from behind us was camrons legs just go up in the air then back down in like 5 seconds so she did that thing were you try to hold in a laugh but it bursts out. and shes laughing so hard that shes crying and everyones laughing at her witch makes her laugh even more so then the whole room even the teacher is in tears of laughter at lucy and then she fell of her chair the smae way as camron witch made her make this wierd scream noisey nervous gigle :s and then i go to help her up and fall on the floor half way there because im laughing so much so then the whole class is practically on the floor in tears laughing all because camron reached for another pen!

im nearly 13 and today was the first time ever that ive told a boy i like him and it went really well i didnt ask him out so i dont know about if he likes me to but he flirted really obviously back. im goin to a big party and he might be goin last time he asked me to get off with him but i thought he ment his mate so i said no but this time...   ;) lol cant wait i hope you all are having a GREAT  new years because i definatly am :D x